2016/09/23

Execrable: The Stendhal Syndrome

The Stendhal Syndrome (1996)
Directed by Dario Argento
Written by Graziella Magherini, Dario Argento, Franco Ferrini
Produced by Dario Argento, Giuseppe Colombo
Starring Asia Argento, Thomas Kretschmann, Marco Leonardi, Luigi Diberti, Paolo Bonacelli, Julien Lambroschini, John Quentin
Would that Asia were born a decade earlier, so that she might've starred in those last of her father's best pictures rather than this byword of the gaucherie so individual of his latter work. Sadly, she's cast as a Roman detective investigating a rash of rapes and murders spread from the capital to Florence, where she swoons before Bruegel's Landscape with the Fall of Icarus exhibited at the Uffizi Gallery whilst suffering the titular disorder's psychosomatic hallucinations shortly before the perpetrator (Kretschmann) she's tracking seizes her for a vicious bout of rape and torture. His overt demise hardly slows a mounting body count, but even those most obtuse viewers who can't prognosticate this tardy thriller's "surprise" twist will probably be too restive for its conclusion to care. That a major motion picture helmed by an auteur whose experience spanned a quarter-century could be so amateurishly shot and cut bewilders Argento's casual admirers and devotees alike. A few imaginative moments that recall Argento's masterful past can't counterpoise silly rotating shots and shabby CG, never mind cheesy dialogue that's hammily dubbed in the mode of an anime distributed by U.S. Manga Corps -- an unusually ill-advised attempt to engage Anglophone audiences, especially considering the Engish fluency of its leads, and most of the supporting players...all of whom are horrendously directed. A repetitive minacity inherent of Morricone's score is euphoniously arranged, but the vocals of its monody are as risible as anything else heard in the soundtrack. This is the threshold of Argento's degradation, as unfortunate for the decline of a genre innovator into a cheapjack of mozzarella as for its simultaneity to the blossom of his loveliest, most gifted offspring.

1 comment:

  1. LOL the dubbing is UNBELIEVABLE! This is fantastic, Snus and I love the screenshot! ♡♡

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